SO my dream now is to be a 1 man grind/death band. It will be me sitting in a room alone with my drum machine and guitar writing lyrics with names like "Now with 3.5% more decapitations per album" and masterbating. I am sure i will be watching horror movies at some point during all of this and sticking my guitar up my ass to get that "Brutal Death Metal" sound. Hey, its cheaper than a distortion pedal.
Gargle, Grunt, Scream. (song #1)
My legions of fans will all wear designer black t-shirts with my bands logo on them in some unreadable writing complimented by various pictures of demons and gore and dead things.
Step #1: Grow out hair
Step #2: Learn Guitar
Step #3: Program Double-Bass drum beats into the machine
Step #4: Write Lyrics about gross stuff
Step #5: play and vomit on stage
I'm on my way to becomming a super star.
MTV here i cum.